Funny Author and Writer T shirts

Welcome to my merch store. Here you will find a number of funny author t-shirts. Each of the T-shirts is writer themed. Topics include procrastination, dreams, where we get our ideas, definitions, coffee, writer’s block, being a good writer, friendship, hard work, distractions, humour and typewriters.

More T-shirt designs are in the pipeline, but like most, I have more procrastination to do and a few books to pen. Cheers Robb.

All links to go to Amazon, t-shirts come in a variety of sizes and colours. And are sold via Amazon UK and Amazon USA. 

UK£17.49 AVG  and USA $21 AVG

NOTE: For a close-up or zoomed image click the link to view them on Amazon. Thanks.


Whether you’re an aspiring author or a seasoned writer, this is one place you can find the perfect t-shirt.

Finding the right t-shirt can be a nightmare and there are so many options to choose from.

There’s nothing worse than wearing a bland, unoriginal t-shirt to a book signing or author event or giving an author a bland unoriginal t-shirt as a gift.

The world is in love with authors and writers — it’s time we celebrate them with shirts designed for them by them. We have everything you need to find the perfect shirt for the author in your life. offers the best Author t-shirt for authors & writers because these T-shirts are made by an author, for authors!

Gift for Writers

Writers Gifts, Author Gifts and shirts for writers – No matter what genre they ply their trade in they will probably relate to half the quotes on our t-shirts. From Fantasy to romance, from action to thriller, authors recognise the struggle and where there pain as humour proudly. Get them the perfect gift and make them smile. We have a full selection with new writer t-shirt designs added regularly.

Gifts for Book Lovers

If you know a book lover, someone who picks up a hardback and smells the cover before they open the pages and look upon it like they have just found treasure then we probably have the design for them.

Gifts for Readers

These geeky T-shirts also make a great gift for avid readers, be it paperback, kindle, hardback or dare I say it audiobook. Whatever genre they love we will soon have a t-shirt design to make them smile and make them proud to be the avid reader they are. Book worms unite. There are also a few sarcastic T-shirt designs for those who love humorous T-shirts.

Men’s and Women’s T-Shirts

Our t-shirts come in a variety of sizes and colours are available in both men and women cuts and sizes.

T-Shirts for Book Lovers

Over time we plan to be the number one site for book lovers T-shirts. Covering everything from quotes, poems, poets, classic literature, journalists, librarians, writers life, book nerds, shelf rearranging people, short stories, ideas and more. Each with style, humour and passion. just the way we write our books. So check back in regularly to see our latest designs and to re-buy our classic t-shirts and gift our essential writer’s T-shirts.

Author T-shirts under development.

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